I can make pajamas,
Like the Yokahamas
Make 'em out of silk in Japan;
I can make most anything,
But I can't make a man.

Now, I can make a dinner,
Not like a beginner;
I won't have to open a can;
I can make most anything,
But I can't make a man.

I can take an old hat,
Make it look like new,
Just add a ribbon or two,
That's what I do
To cut expenses.

Now, I can make a dollar
Jump right up and holler,
Talk about your lemon merangue,
I can make most anything,
But I can't make that ma